Very Reasonable Adult Woman Pays $11K Tax Bill in Singles and Pennies


Yoohooooo, Florida Man who is selling Jesus Christ's toe nails? I
have found your new Florida Woman friend. (PLEASE NOTE:
My matchmaking skills are notoriously awful.) (God speed.)
The woman, who the Orlando Sentinel notes is known for her
criticism of the Pasco County government YA THINK?, paid her
$11,075.44 property tax bill right down to the very last cent
using just dollar bills and pennies.
"It took several employees more than an hour to count and
verify it," Pasco County Tax Collector Mike Fasano said. "It was
correct — down to the penny." I have to ask: THAT'S ALL THE
TIME IT TOOK? If I have more than a hundred dollars in
random bills, that shit takes me eons to get right. I was like
112.52 oh no wait 119.03 oh wait no it's 112.10 — you know,
though?? (Nobody knows; I'm probably just really bad at
counting.)
It should be noted that the woman is a registered Libertarian,
but I bet you already guessed that.