The Kardashians Are Having the 'CHRISTMAS FROM HELL,' Says Friend

According to an anonymous "friend," the Kardashian clan is
having a rough time this Christmas. Between Khloe's divorce
proceedings, Bruce and Kris 's split, Scott Disick 's partying,
Rob 's thunder thighs, and Kanye forcing Kim to move to Paris
( quelle horreur !), everyone just wishes they could skip the
holiday season altogether. Reportedly. Thanks for the info, "a
friend."

According to a family insider, this is going to the
"Christmas from hell" for the reality TV family who all
appear to be split or feuding with the men in their lives.
Khloe Kardashian just filed for divorce from her
estranged husband, Lamar Odom , Kris Jenner and hubby
Bruce recently announced their separation, Kourtney 's
relationship with Scott Disick is imploding, Kim feels
smothered by her overbearing momager, and that's just
the tip of the iceberg.
"This is the Christmas from hells," a family friend told In
Touch magazine.
"[Khloe] just wants to bury her head in the sand. She
wishes the holidays weren't happening."

I got you this schadenfreude, commenters! Merry Christmas!
[ Radar ]

Meanwhile, Courtney Stodden went Christmas tree
shopping WITH A HUNK. (I'll never forget you, Dourtney!)
[DailyMail]
I love Steve Martin more than my own family, but I
believe this "Lasonia" explanation about as much as I
believe that hooey about "Tarder Sauce." I mean, come
ON. [CNN ]
Dolly Parton is getting married! Can you imagine if you
were invited? Can you imagine !?!?!? [ E! ]
Jennifer Lawrence dropped in and visited a Louisville
children's hospital. [ JustJared]
Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine "goofed around." [ Us]
Brandi Glanville is "drunk and racist." [Radar ]
Kimora Lee Simmons went on a boat. [ ]
Cindy Crawford went to a beach. [Us ]
DROP EVERYTHING. LISA VANDERPUMP HAS LOST HER
SWAN. [TMZ ]
A Christmas classic: