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What Is Happening To Chimamanda Adichie's Marriage? 
When Omotola said recently that women should stop seeing themselves as equal with men, many commended her and described her stand as one of the secret of long lasting relationships and marriages. But it appears that popular author, Chimamanda Adichie, is not ready to take that. In fact she told journalist in a public forum that nobody should addressed her in connection with her husband. Is her marriage in crisis? Below is what transpired between she and a Sun Correspondent. Interesting encounter: Mrs Chimamanda Adichie, welcome back to Nigeria… Before we start, please, I just want to say that my name is Chimamanda Adichie. That’s how I want it; that’s how I’m addressed, and it is not Mrs but Ms. Ms: that’s how I want it. I am saying this, because I just got a mail from my manager this morning. It seems that there are people who attended the church service, and they wrote about it, addressing me as Mrs. Chimamanda (Esega). I didn’t like that at all. So my name is Chimamanda Adichie, full stop ! You mean? This is because it is also responsible that people be called what they want to be called. You started by telling me that you’re not “Mrs.”… (cuts in) My name is Chimamanda Adichie. If you want to put label for me, put Ms. But people know that you’re married. As an Igbo girl, you know our culture… (Cuts in again) What does our culture do? Let me tell you about our culture. This thing that you are calling our culture –that when you marry somebody, you’ll start calling her Mrs. Somebody – is not our culture; it is Western culture. -Anyway, I thought Chimamanda is married to a "Western guy", so why the ranting? Or is something wrong?
When Omotola said recently that women should stop seeing themselves as equal with men, many commended her and described her stand as one of the secret of long lasting relationships and marriages. But it appears that popular author, Chimamanda Adichie, is not ready to take that. In fact she told journalist in a public forum that nobody should addressed her in connection with her husband. Is her marriage in crisis? Below is what transpired between she and a Sun Correspondent. Interesting encounter: Mrs Chimamanda Adichie, welcome back to Nigeria… Before we start, please, I just want to say that my name is Chimamanda Adichie. That’s how I want it; that’s how I’m addressed, and it is not Mrs but Ms. Ms: that’s how I want it. I am saying this, because I just got a mail from my manager this morning. It seems that there are people who attended the church service, and they wrote about it, addressing me as Mrs. Chimamanda (Esega). I didn’t like that at all. So my name is Chimamanda Adichie, full stop ! You mean? This is because it is also responsible that people be called what they want to be called. You started by telling me that you’re not “Mrs.”… (cuts in) My name is Chimamanda Adichie. If you want to put label for me, put Ms. But people know that you’re married. As an Igbo girl, you know our culture… (Cuts in again) What does our culture do? Let me tell you about our culture. This thing that you are calling our culture –that when you marry somebody, you’ll start calling her Mrs. Somebody – is not our culture; it is Western culture. -Anyway, I thought Chimamanda is married to a "Western guy", so why the ranting? Or is something wrong?
See what our secondary school Students
are shamelessly doing in their place of
study, as for what you are seeing what do
you think these kids are doing??. See
shameful act below…
Popular Fuji musician, Alhaji Abass Akande, popularly
known as Obesere, has been arrested by the Police in
Lagos State for allegedly raping a 29-year-old
businesswoman, Olanike Olaiya in his Okota
residence.
The sad woman, who reported the matter to Police,
also narrated her ordeal in the hands of the musician
who is known for large-crowd shows that fascinate
society women. Ms Olanike said:
“I got to know Obesere through one of my
friends, Mrs Bola Okoro. She told me that
Obesere would assist me in my business.
I deal
in office equipment and when I contacted
Obesere, he asked me to meet him in his family
house at Okota. When I met him, I introduced
my business to him and he promised to
connect me to some of his friends in Dubai who
would sell goods to me on credit.
“After the discussion, he started demanding for
sex and I refused and when I wanted to leave,
he insisted I should sleep over in his house
because it was late and he claimed that it was
dangerous to go out late in the night in his
area...
“I thought he was a responsible man and I
decided to sleep over, but at the dead of the
night, he came into the room where I slept and
pounced on me.
“He raped me and afterwards inserted a ring he
wore into my private part and I started
bleeding. He hurriedly left me in the room
saying he had an appointment to fulfil. I could
not bear the trauma and the bleeding and I
reported the matter to the police.”
According to Vanguard, Obesere was first arrested
last Wednesday by the Police at Isolo, where Ms
Olanike had reported the matter. He was subsequently
released on administrative bail.
He was later re-arrested on Monday, when medical
examination conducted on the lady revealed that she
was actually raped and the Divisional Police Officer,
Isolo, Adamu Ibrahim, was said to have ordered the
transfer of the matter to State Criminal Investigation
Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, for further
investigation.
His arrest was made possible through a Warrant Of
Arrest issued by the Chief Magistrate of Isolo
Magistrate Court, Mrs Kike Bukola Ayeye, as he had
declined to honour several police invitations sent to
his house at Johnson Famiye Street, Canal Estate,
Ago, Okota.
But in his reaction, Obesere said he and Ms Olanike
are lovers
Police sources also said Obesere in his statement
denied ever raping her, rather he claimed she was his
lover and they made love when she visited him.
A source said Obesere claimed he asked her to go to
a private hospital for treatment when she complained
that she was bleeding, but he was surprised when
she reported to the police that she was raped.
The popular singer is now in police custody.
Nastygist.Com gathered they are trying to settle out
of court.
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Her name is Goodluck ibasi , from imo
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Tragedy was averted on Tuesday as a security guard
attached to a branch of First Bank Plc in Osogbo,
Osun State discovered an explosive substance
wrapped in a polythene bag right inside the banking
hall.
Immediately the discovery was made, bank workers
and customers all took to their heels, with many of
them leaving their hard earned money behind. It was
indeed a dramatic situation as Nigerians struggle to
pass through the bank's security door, all at the
same time.
As soon the information about the bomb spread,
many shop owners in the area hurriedly closed their
shops, to avoid long story, while some even left their
shops wide open and ran for safety. No one wants to
die!
Officials of Police Anti-Bomb Squad were immediately
deployed in the bank...
They were able to detonate the bomb successfully
and cordoned off Station Road, where the bank is
located.
Osun State government said it suspected foul play in
the episode. A statement by the government said:
“We are compelled to call on the security agencies to
get to the root of this strange discovery in Osogbo
and tell the whole world how this device found its
way into a banking hall.
“Usually impregnable fortification of banks through
their various screening machines which detect
metals. To be specific, we suspect a deliberate foul
play in the antics of those who desire to create a
sense of insecurity in this state.”
The government assured residents of their safety and
urged everyone to go about their legitimate activities.
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Catholics do not permit abortion for any reason but
Pastor Chris thinks there is exception. Do you Agreed?
This lady is vexing and she said nothing anyone says
will make her stop throwing her private photos on
media platforms because, according to her, she is
helping men get in "the mood". Bad girl! More photos
below...
...Maheeda all this in front of a male photographer?
This is a very helpful piece written By (DR.) OLADAPO
ASHIRU:
A good number of the behavioural factors
affecting fertility can be well corrected in a
medical spa that is equipped with some of the
cutting-edge equipment to remove the
accumulated toxins and encourage new lifestyle
that will discourage such behaviours.
For instance Mayr clinics have been able to
assist a significant number of obese patients to
get pregnant ordinarily or following filed IVF
cycle by getting them to go through a Mayr
therapy and losing between 10kg and 15kg in
10 days; while the underweight patient have
been prepared to optimum weight.
Behavioural factors
It is well-known that certain personal habits and
lifestyle factors impact health and may limit a
couple’s ability to conceive. Fortunately, however,
many of these variables can be regulated to increase
not only the chances of conceiving but also one’s
overall health...
Diet and exercise: Optimal reproductive functioning
requires both proper diet and appropriate levels of
exercise. Women who are significantly overweight or
underweight may have difficulty becoming pregnant.
Smoking: Cigarette smoking has been shown to lower
sperm counts in men, while it increases the risk of
miscarriage, premature birth, and low-birth-weight
babies for women.
Smoking by either partner reduces
the chance of conceiving with each cycle, either
naturally or by IVF, by one-third.
Alcohol: Alcohol intake greatly increases the risk of
birth defects for women and, if in high enough levels
in the mother’s blood, may cause Foetal Alcohol
Syndrome. Alcohol also affects sperm counts in men;
it is reckoned that a bottle of beer a day or three
glasses of wine a day is dangerous for your
reproductive health. In other words, alcohol should be
avoided if you are thinking about conception.
Drugs: Drugs, such as marijuana and anabolic
steroids, may impact sperm counts in men. Cocaine
use in pregnant women may cause severe
retardations and kidney problems in the baby and is
perhaps the worst possible drug to abuse while
pregnant.
Recreational drug like ecstasy use should
be avoided, both when trying to conceive and when
pregnant.
Environmental, occupational factors
Substances that can cause mutations, birth defects,
abortions, infertility or sterility are called reproductive
toxins. The ability to conceive may be affected by
exposure to these toxins or chemicals in the
workplace or the surrounding environment. Disorders
of infertility, reproduction, spontaneous abortion, and
teratogenesis (inborn abnormalities caused by drugs
and other substances) are among the top 10 work-
related diseases and injuries in the U.S. today. Four
chemicals are now being regulated based on their
documented infringements on conception.
a. Heavy metals: Exposure to lead sources, mercury,
titanium, oil fossils, petrochemical fumes, plastic,
paint and other metals has been proved to negatively
impact fertility in humans. Lead can produce
teratospermias (abnormal sperm) and is thought to
be a substance that causes artificial abortion.
Mercury and titanium, as present in large fish and
dental fillings, can prevent the implantation of
embryos.
b. Medical treatments and materials: Repeated
exposure to radiation, ranging from repeated simple
X-rays to chemotherapy, has been shown to alter
sperm production, as well as contribute to a wide
array of ovarian problems.
c. Ethylene oxide: A chemical used both in the
sterilisation of surgical instruments and in the
manufacturing of certain pesticides may cause birth
defects in early pregnancy and has the potential to
provoke early miscarriage.
d. Dibromochloropropane (DBCP): Handling the
chemicals found in pesticides, such as DBCP, can
cause ovarian problems, leading to a variety of health
conditions such as early menopause that may directly
impact fertility.
In general, the understanding of the fact that
environmental factors can create a lot of fertility
problems has made it mandatory for cases of
repeated IVF failures and early pregnancy loss
patients to use the detoxification process before
going through a fresh cycle in order to enhance the
chances of a successful pregnancy and normal live
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The AGN president stole the show at the premiere of
Fathia Balogun's movie in Lagos. More pix below...
I hear the fuel scarcity is biting so hard in some
areas, so much that Nigerians are beginning to beg
NNPC and the Presidency not to account for the
$20billion (over Three Trillion Naira) that is missing.
Some people are now saying Federal Government
should continue to steal any amount they want for
2015. Just give us petrol!
Fast-growing opposition party, All Progressives
Congress (APC), is set to unveil its manifesto,
designed as a "Roadmap To A New Nigeria", at the
party's National Summit to be held in Abuja on
Thursday, March 6th.
The manifesto was a product of an empirical and
painstaking process embarked upon by APC in a
deviation from the old practice of packaging a party's
manifesto on a whim.
''With conditions deteriorating throughout
Nigeria, with security an ever increasing
concern, with the lack of jobs pushing families
and young people further and further into
poverty and with new stories of corruption
within the PDP government appearing day after
day, the APC decided to commission the largest
ever public opinion survey in Nigerian history to
determine the current status of things in the
nation directly from those who knew best - the
actual people of Nigeria.
''The results were even more revealing than the
APC had anticipated : When asked, 'If the
election were held today, would you vote for
Goodluck Jonathan or the candidate of the All
Progressives Congress', the APC candidate held
a ten-point lead over the President. By a margin
of 44% to 34% (with 22% undecided), the APC
candidate was the clear national choice.
''When asked, 'In general, do you think things in
Nigeria are going in a good direction or bad
direction', by a staggering more than two-to-one
margin (50%-24%), Nigerians responded that the
country was going in a bad direction. When asked,
'What issue would you like the President and National
Assembly to focus on most', an overwhelming
majority (60%) said jobs was the dominant issue that
the government should address .
''And then when asked if they found the following
statement convincing or not, 'Goodluck Jonathan
has done nothing to create jobs, and far too many
people are still unemployed', decisively, 58% of
Nigerians found that argument about Jonathan
convincing. Finally when asked if Jonathan was
doing a good or bad job fighting corruption, 59%
Nigerians thought Jonathan was doing a bad job
fighting corruption."
Interim National Publicity Secretary of APC, Alhaji Lai
Mohammed, said in a statement issued on Sunday
that the Road-map will detail the party's priorities in
fixing the wide spread failings of successive PDP
governments since 1999, in order to bring hope and
succour to the long-suffering people of Nigeria.
''The voice of the people was clear: The nation is
going in the wrong direction. The nation wants
change and would not vote to re-elect Jonathan in
part because the number one issue to Nigerians is
jobs and the nation believes Jonathan has no
credibility on the issue of job creation,'' APC said.
According to the party, the unveiling of the party's
manifesto, designed with the survey results in mind
and the real needs of the Nigerian people made
evident by the people themselves, will be the clearest
indication yet that the Movement for Change has
indeed begun.
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In a startling revelation the daughter of President
of Ugandan, Yoweri Museveni, confessed during a
radio talk show in Mbarara, Western Uganda, that
she is homosexual, and that she is revealing this fact
as a protest to the anti-gay law that was recently
signed into law by her own father.
Diana Kamuntu, President Museveni’s daughter said
though she loves her father unconditionally, she does
not agree with his government’s anti-gay stance,
and that she will fight against it.
In the words of the President's daughter: “I am
gay, I am homosexual. I have known this since
I was a little girl. Also, I have been Christian all
of my life, so I will not tolerate any law of this
supposedly democratic nation, that will place
hate on any person just because of what his or
her sexual orientation happens to be.
“Now that I finally revealed my sexual
orientation, I put myself in front of this new law
and I will let our people decide what to do with
me,” she said with a lot of emotion.
It would be recalled that the Ugandan President
signed a law that imposes tough penalties for
homosexual acts, a move that has been condemned
from around the world and may jeopardize Uganda’s
relationship with the United States and other Western
nations.
According to CodeWit, the revelations by the President
Daughter created confusion in the studio and the live
show was cut short abruptly.
Will President Yoweri Museveni send his own
daughter to prison for being gay? The world is
watching!
Chelsea football star, Mikel Obi has made his
Nollywood debut. Weeks after pix surfaced online,
showing the Nigerian soccer star with Genevieve in
South Africa, we can now confirm that Mikel was
actually in SA to star in an inspirational movie
alongside superstar actress Genevieve Nnaji. The
movie is titled The Journey, and we can confirm it's
sponsored by leading malt brand Amstel Malta.
The Journey centres on the superstars' journey to
success; how they started out, the story of their
challenges and the glory of where they are now. The
movie is to be premiered at the Africa Magic Viewers'
Choice Awards on the 8th of March, 2013. Going by
the trailer, this movie is definitely a must-watch...
The journey
Ladies who go about servicing different men all in the
name of "runs" really need to be careful as we now
live in dangerous times, where things happen so fast
and before you know what's happening to you it
could be too late for your health, or worst still, your
life.
This is the sad story of a student of the University of
Lagos who started madness display while on her way
to meet with catch up an "appointment" with a man
in the FESTAC area of Lagos...
The man she wanted to "service" is no where to be
found, now are family are struggling to restore her
sanity!
Rich guys now pay Maheeda heavily for what she is
doing. So, she now has a reason to do her bad
things...
Indeed wonders shall never end, especially as we're
approaching the much talk about end time:
As you read this, a controversial pastor has told
ladies attending his church not to wear underwear so
they can feel closer to God. The strange order was
issued to female members by Reverend Njohi. Female
congregants were forbidden from wearing bras and
pants to service at Reverend Njohi's church, a
ministry known as Lord’s Propeller Redemption
Church.
The pastor openly warned that there would be
grave consequences for any female member
who fails to adhere strictly to his new order.
Surprising, most of the women in his church
adhered to the order as ladies were are said to
have attended service with no underwear,
leaving their breast dangling...
Reverend Njohi, whose church is located in Nairobi,
Kenya, according to Kenyan Post, said ladies need to
feel free in their ‘mind and body’ while in church for
"easy access of the spirit".
Why is it that some pastors just like taking advantage
of their church members?
Just got this photo this morning, as residents claim
they saw a man who looks just like 'Jesus', in Tafia,
Ghana.......
What do you think of his resemblance with the ´Jesus´
we are used to seeing on TV and posters?
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We all know as the end-time comes nearer, one is
likely to witness all these happening around us. This
girl (name withheld) came online unashamedly and
shared her total nakedness saying i am available for
any adult modelling company. She got a lot of
abuses on her Facebook wall after sharing this.
1. Snatching a friend or relation’s man: All is fair in
love and war! Rumour has it that women have
resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and
coding their gist from so-called friends cos it’s a
jungle out there…
2. Re-inventing themselves: Pretence is the order of
the day. No man wants to tame the shrew or teach
the inexperienced or make an honest woman out of a
dishonest one so once marriage is desired, women
package themselves in pseudo, ready-made, easy-to-
use, highly desirable packages. After marriage, what
you see is what you get! #stepfordwifemode
3. Trapping him with pregnancy: This used to be the
old school method of getting a man to propose. From
skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him
drunk when she was ovulating, a woman usually
knew she had the man where she wanted him once
she missed her period even if there was no
commitment. Now the guys are saying YES to baby
mamas and YES to child support. Are the girls
deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by
involving the parents and you know parents don’t like
scandals…
4. Praying&Fasting:This would presumably be an
honourable means of obtaining a husband but
sometimes the prayers are offered up to deities other
than God& other times it becomes a song permanently
on repeat…
5. Taking his photograph to Cele church for a
prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa. Heard it
works like a charm…
6. Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such
a bad idea…
7. Outright Jazz! My friends recently gisted me ’bout
how a tied up, live pigeon had been discovered in a
friend’s sister-in-law’s box. The woman confessed to
using jazz and said she hadn’t been sure if the guy
would actually propose so she took the necessary
precaution…
8. Putting love potion in his food! This is classic and
timeless but shouldn’t it be called a ‘compelling’
potion? Because in this case, love na by force!
9. Saying YES to a man you despise! A woman has
two classes of men usually on her case. The ‘correct’
guys and the ‘disgos’. The disgos usually end up as
magas or rebounds but many a woman has shocked
a despondent toaster with a sudden ‘Yes’ and men
have agreed that truly there is nothing God cannot do!
10. Proposing to a guy! Yes it does happen… (Who
wears the engagement ring?)
11. Toasting a man’s family so they make the
decision for him! A friend complained that a girl he
detested had over the months gotten close to his
family. Lavishing on them, cooking for them and
basically being their ‘go-to’ girl and now his mum
had put her foot down that he had to break up with
his girlfriend and marry little-miss-went-home-to-
mama depending on how much power the family
wields, their word may be final…
12. Asking daddy to get you a husband! If daddy’s a
big shot, arranging a husband for you is usually as
easy as pie and some men would sell their souls for a
large chunk of daddy’s money so both parties are
happy…
13. Being your man’s maga! Some women believe that
when you finally get a man to be interested in you,
spoiling him and overlooking his every fault would get
you into a white gown faster than an okada chased
by LASTMA! Some men don’t mind a woman who
houses them, clothes them, feeds them, gives ‘em
pocket money, never gets upset with them even when
they misbehave and cleans up after them with little or
no contribution from them… Living the dream???
14. Giving him unlimited freedom as long as he
proposes: “Tell me I’m number one baby, tell me I’m
the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or
Ngozi!” Women used to wanna be the one AND ONLY
in their man’s life, now being the number one is good
enough…
15. Polishing up a low class, barely educated brother
in exchange for a ring! The deal is simple, you send
your cleaner, gateman or driver to night school, you
give him language lessons, you take him to buy some
new clothes and deodorant and teach him to call you
honey instead of madam and in exchange, he gets to
marry you, share an expensive bedroom and never
worry about his bills ever again!
16. Revamping yourself: Change your ward-robe, lose
20kg, buy a truckload of brazilian hair, study the
karma-sutra, do a vaginoplasty and change the age
on your birth-certificate to read 22. Botox, plastic
surgery, a compulsory gym membership and ‘body
magic’ also indicated!
17. Becoming a worker in church! Rumour has it that
men go to church to marry, the same rumour also
reveals that ‘Greeters’, ‘Ushers’ and ‘Lead Soloists’
have the best exposure…praise the Lord!
18. Moving to a new town or part of town so that you
are the ‘new girl’. This always peaks the men’s
interest and at the same time you get to run away
from your past and the ‘old maid’ labels! Combine
this with number 16 above and ooh la la!
Tired of waiting for your dream man? Tired of
changing boyfriends like underwear? Tired of begging
God to upgrade you? Tired of waiting for your
boyfriend to propose? Tired of all the heartbreaks and
betrayal? Tired of men chopping you for free? Tire no
more… Statistics show that only 3% of single women
of marriageable age in Nigeria are undisturbed by
their lack of a spouse! The other 97% would do just
about anything to become Mrs somebody.
And when I say anything, I mean it…
Here are 21
unorthodox things ‘classy’ Nigerian women have done
in their quest to bag a husband! Some are bizzare,
some are skanky and some are downright sad…but if
you’re willing to try anything and getting a husband
is the only activity left on your bucket list, you might
wanna try a few! (Men beware) #Not for the
fainthearted…
Award-winning actress and one of the TIME 100
most influential persons, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde
and her husband share their love story in a frank
interview with Punch. Below is a brief excerpt:
What was the initial attraction?
Matthew: She was beautiful, fresh and untouched. I
decided to start with someone who hadn’t seen the
world yet.
When did you propose to her?
Matthew: We didn’t court. I met her when she was 16
and I was 26. We got married when she was 18. She
clocked 36 recently. We were family friends and I met
her through my elder sister. She used to come around
the house and when she turned 18, I decided she
was ripe. I told her I would marry her and she didn’t
believe. I went to tell her late mother, who said I
should wait till after four years because Tola had just
gained admission to the university then. I told the
mother that I couldn’t wait because I didn’t trust the
guys in the university.
How can a woman have a successful marriage?
Omotola: I don’t believe in gender equality. I do not
believe that God made man and woman to be equal
in any way. I believe that in every organised
institution, there is always a head and an assistant.
It doesn’t mean that one should take the other for
granted, or disrespect the other. I believe the husband
is the head of the home and the wife is an
assistant...
My husband is a pilot, I have flown with him several
times and I understood that there is a captain and a
co-pilot. They are both responsible for the
passengers’ lives. But when there is a final decision
to make, it is up to the captain to make it. He is more
experienced and the one with the responsibility. But
any mature captain will not ignore his co-pilot
because the co-pilot is not a cabin attendant. He is
there for a reason. It just depends on how you
understand and play your roles.
I believe women should understand this. When a
woman starts a struggle for power tussle with him, it
tends to cause friction in the home. The woman
should give the man the respect as the head of the
home and also prove herself as a worthy co-pilot. He
needs to see you as a reliable co-pilot . Sometimes, he
may not be the one running the house day-to-day,
you are the one to take decisions but you have to do
it in such a manner that he is comfortable enough to
see you as someone he can rely on. When you have a
proud and egocentric husband, hand him over to
God. If you feel like your life is being threatened, or
that of your children, get yourself out of that
situation. You owe your children that. Try separation
for a while, but before that, you must have tried other
things. I do not believe that people should throw in
the towel in their marriage at every flimsy excuse. You
must have been a diligent wife and tried prayers and
intervention. If all those fail, then you can remove
yourself from that situation. Also, couples should be
friends and communicate. What we call love
sometimes fizzles out. True love comes from
friendship. When you don’t feel those initial sparks,
friendship is what keeps you together, until when the
spark comes again.
How do you feel when she plays romantic roles in
movies?
Matthew: They are all make-believe. They are not real
and most of her movies are pecks and not kisses. I
told her not to cross that boundary.
What are the secrets of your successful marriage?
Matthew: It is God’s grace. We are disciplined and
prayerful.
Omotola: It has to be God. There is no other strategy.
One person can be perfect and the second person
can be nasty. On our part, I’d say also that we don’t
look at the relationship as something we can walk
away from. We look at it as a life commitment. When
you parents upset you, you cannot divorce them.
Even the bible says you will leave your father and
your mother and cleave to your spouse. Luckily, he
doesn’t drink or smoke or abuse me. I don’t have any
major thing to complain about, and I hope it is the
same thing for him.
Do you quarrel?
Matthew: Yes we do. A lot. She is very argumentative.
She always wants to be right. You can never win an
argument with her. But she is the first to apologise.
Omotola: When there is a quarrel, I usually apologise
first. He doesn’t say sorry. Overtime, I have come to
realise that it is an ego problem. Even when he knows
he is wrong, he will rather do every other thing or buy
things for me than say, ‘I’m sorry.’ Fortunately, the
‘sorrys’ are not too many. He is very responsible and
more hardworking than me. By God’s grace, we have
been able to understand our routine.
Do you still have time to cook?
Omotola: I cook all the time. I love to cook. I don’t go
to the market but I do the cooking.
You go to the market for her?
Matthew: Yes and I don’t feel bad doing it. I am not
just doing it for her; I do it for the family. I enjoy it a
lot and I have been doing it since we got married.
What pet names do you call each other?
Matthew: I call her Omosexy.
Omotola: I call him Honey Boy
Do you see this love lasting forever?
Omotola: Yes, though I’m not playing God, I believe
our love shall be forever.
If you think Maheeda will slow down with her
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If you've watched the movie titled HOMELAND, then
you'll sure understand what Chris Brown is said to be
going through at the moment. The popular musician
has been diagnosed as bi-polar, he is suffering from
post traumatic stress disorder and self-medicating
inappropriately.
He has tried to hide the condition from the public but
his latest case in court took him into rehabilitation
and it was at the rehab centre that the issue finally
came out. While in court on Friday, where it was
revealed that he is improving, the singer was told to
stay consistent with his medication for the next two
months.
Below is the revelation from the rehab centre where
Chris Brown was treated:
"Mr. Brown will also require close supervision by
his treating physician in order to ensure his
bipolar mental health condition remains stable.
"It is not uncommon for patients with Post
Traumatic Stress Disorder and Bipolar II to use
substances to self-medicate their biomedical
mood swings and trauma triggers.
"Mr. Brown became aggressive and acted out
physically due to his untreated mental health
disorder, severe sleep deprivation, inappropriate
self-medicating and untreated PTSD."
The letter obtained by E! NEWS indicates that if he
sticks to his treatment, all will be well with him aga
Single mum and actress, Queen Blessing Ebiegieson,
had an interesting chat with Nation. Enjoy...
Doesn’t the breakup of your relationship with
the father of your son confirm the insinuation
that Nollywood stars hardly have stable homes?
That is a false view. We actresses are just like
every other person. As a woman, you would
always want your relationship to remain intact.
But when you are in a relationship and you are
experiencing 70% pains, I will tell the person to
quit. It’s not by force. But if it’s 30% pains and
70% happiness, it’s worth staying because you
can never get 100% satisfaction - no man is
perfect.
Why this unusual obsession for older men? I
think that is me. Younger men don’t turn me on.
If you are 25 or 30 years old and you are
toasting me, then, you are just wasting your
time. Maybe because I don’t really like séx and
I always think they are after séx. Or maybe they
don’t think the way I do. So, it’s bull shit for
anybody to think I date older men because of
money. That is the person’s business and I
don’t give a damn.
Considering the fact that you loved that man, why did
you back out of the relationship?
You can love somebody; but sometimes, love is not
just enough. If your life is threatened and you end up
dying, will you go to heaven and show love to that
person? You have to live in order to love.
Considering the age bracket between you and your ex,
it’s widely believed that you dated him because of his
money. How will you react to this? Love has nothing
to do with age, especially when it comes to true love.
But we really don’t have true love here in Nigeria. A
lot of women go for fancy things. Even the first man
in my life was 30 years old when I was 20. He was 10
years older. That was how I started my life. I have
never dated my mates or younger men.
You don’t expect me to get entangled with someone
who is still in school. What if I get pregnant, who will
take care of my child? Where will we live? I’m a
realist. That is why I fall in love with someone whom I
know can take care of my children. The wrong thing
for any woman to do is to get married to anybody
who can’t take care of her and her children - that is
when you will start thinking of cheating.
