When people hear the phrase UNILAG GIRLS,
some thoughts pop
into their mind. Some think UNILAG girls are
ari-sto’s, some think they are materialistic
girls, others think of them as chop and go,
some see them as parole girls, some see them
as stranded girls (cuz dey like entering cars
hehehe). And the list continues.
But did you know that UNILAG babes have
different characteristics, depending on their
hostels? Though some of them are not true but
most of them are true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So check
out the classification below:
Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that
to get a Makama girl all you need are 2 hot
meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta and she’s
all yours ……..PS: make sure the meatpies are
hot and the fanta is chilled, apparently they
prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is
just 200 Naira suya and they are yours, if
you’re feeling buoyant you can manage to buy
them chicken suya instead, things like that
tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each
other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto) thus
making them neighbours. People say new hall
girls don’t have class (true), some say they love
to party hard (very true), some also say they
are cheap (well, not so true) but we all know
they ain’t classy.
Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new
hall I’m always ashamed or scared, I’m always
scared cuz new hall boys might rob me and
beat the crap outa me and I’m also ashamed
that some new hall girls might obtain me and
share the money amongst themselves to buy
suya.
Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus
making them jobless, they never stay inside
their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them
roaming around new hall looking for boys to
buy them food and other edible trinket, for now
let’s call them Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.
Moremi Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get
an audience with a moremi babe you must
submit a plate of chicken and chips and the
she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean
that they will answer you it just simply means
they’ll give u an audience. They prefer older
men with cars and they date guys with money
and mostly club boys, but we have some good
girls (nerds) amongst them. Let’s call Moremi
girls Chicken and Chips Girls.
Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know about
but nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours
hall is. It’s situated in a bushy swamp in the
middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors.
Most times I go there I see men with cars
toasting those small girls, honours girls are
boring girls with no event in their life so let’s
call them Village girls or Bush Girls. And yeah
Honours hall week are the best female hall
week in UNILAG, yes I said it.
Amina Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and
runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo
and runs girl stay in amina hall, they are
situated at the gate area so when the big
alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls the
quickly branch at amina negotiate the price
*coughs 50k* and they carry the girl outside
school.
There was one time I was walking around
amina hall in the night and I mistook it for a
brothel, not that I know what a brothel looks
like. Let’s call amina girls ARISTOcrats, ah yes,
Amina hall has one mad kissing spot outside it
just right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without
rides kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant
sight to watch.
Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there
and random, pardon my English but they have
the deadest hall week. Even if I was paid to go
to their hall week I won’t go, you can NEVER
catch me going to look for a girl in kofo. I’ve
asked many guys what they know Kofo girls for
and their replies are either “I’ve never done a
Kofo girl before” or “Abeg where is Kofo Hall’
and “I don’t know”.
The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in
faculty of education stay there and as we all
know girls in faculty of education are dead, no
offence but we all know its true. I don’t know
what to classify them under, but I know they
don’t know how to throw a party.
These classifications are according to Jaja and
Mariere boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we
are authorities on issues like this. If you’re the
type of guy that double dates please don’t go to
new hall and be cheating on them with another
new hall girl cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side
chick in newhall, the probability of them
meeting are very slim. If you have money and
you know you’re ready to spend then you
should date a moremi girl, they are classy and
poise women who like the good things of life
and also enjoy being spoiled silly.
Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they
belong to our oga’s at the top aka Alhaji’s and
Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially
Moremi babes.
some thoughts pop
into their mind. Some think UNILAG girls are
ari-sto’s, some think they are materialistic
girls, others think of them as chop and go,
some see them as parole girls, some see them
as stranded girls (cuz dey like entering cars
hehehe). And the list continues.
But did you know that UNILAG babes have
different characteristics, depending on their
hostels? Though some of them are not true but
most of them are true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So check
out the classification below:
Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that
to get a Makama girl all you need are 2 hot
meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta and she’s
all yours ……..PS: make sure the meatpies are
hot and the fanta is chilled, apparently they
prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is
just 200 Naira suya and they are yours, if
you’re feeling buoyant you can manage to buy
them chicken suya instead, things like that
tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to each
other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto) thus
making them neighbours. People say new hall
girls don’t have class (true), some say they love
to party hard (very true), some also say they
are cheap (well, not so true) but we all know
they ain’t classy.
Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new
hall I’m always ashamed or scared, I’m always
scared cuz new hall boys might rob me and
beat the crap outa me and I’m also ashamed
that some new hall girls might obtain me and
share the money amongst themselves to buy
suya.
Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus
making them jobless, they never stay inside
their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them
roaming around new hall looking for boys to
buy them food and other edible trinket, for now
let’s call them Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.
Moremi Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get
an audience with a moremi babe you must
submit a plate of chicken and chips and the
she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean
that they will answer you it just simply means
they’ll give u an audience. They prefer older
men with cars and they date guys with money
and mostly club boys, but we have some good
girls (nerds) amongst them. Let’s call Moremi
girls Chicken and Chips Girls.
Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know about
but nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours
hall is. It’s situated in a bushy swamp in the
middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors.
Most times I go there I see men with cars
toasting those small girls, honours girls are
boring girls with no event in their life so let’s
call them Village girls or Bush Girls. And yeah
Honours hall week are the best female hall
week in UNILAG, yes I said it.
Amina Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and
runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo
and runs girl stay in amina hall, they are
situated at the gate area so when the big
alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls the
quickly branch at amina negotiate the price
*coughs 50k* and they carry the girl outside
school.
There was one time I was walking around
amina hall in the night and I mistook it for a
brothel, not that I know what a brothel looks
like. Let’s call amina girls ARISTOcrats, ah yes,
Amina hall has one mad kissing spot outside it
just right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without
rides kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant
sight to watch.
Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there
and random, pardon my English but they have
the deadest hall week. Even if I was paid to go
to their hall week I won’t go, you can NEVER
catch me going to look for a girl in kofo. I’ve
asked many guys what they know Kofo girls for
and their replies are either “I’ve never done a
Kofo girl before” or “Abeg where is Kofo Hall’
and “I don’t know”.
The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in
faculty of education stay there and as we all
know girls in faculty of education are dead, no
offence but we all know its true. I don’t know
what to classify them under, but I know they
don’t know how to throw a party.
These classifications are according to Jaja and
Mariere boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we
are authorities on issues like this. If you’re the
type of guy that double dates please don’t go to
new hall and be cheating on them with another
new hall girl cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side
chick in newhall, the probability of them
meeting are very slim. If you have money and
you know you’re ready to spend then you
should date a moremi girl, they are classy and
poise women who like the good things of life
and also enjoy being spoiled silly.
Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they
belong to our oga’s at the top aka Alhaji’s and
Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially
Moremi babes.
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