Man Gets man-hood Stuck In Toaster, Firefighters Carry Out Hard Rescue

In his defense, that toaster gives good bread.
An unidentified London man is nursing his knob after firefighters had to
extract his man-hood from a toaster. It’s unclear how the gentleman got it
in there, but London’s bravest were there to butter his bread, The Mirror
reports.

Jokes aside, London appears to have a man-hood problem. MSN reports
that firefighters in the area have dealt with too many lodged members over
the past three years.

“I don’t know whether it’s the ‘Fifty Shades’ effect, but the number of
incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up,” London
firefighter Dave Brown said.
Firefighters didn’t say when the incident occurred, but they released the
story in an attempt to stop people from having s*x with their appliances —
or getting into other kinds of embarrassing trouble that diverts resources
from emergency services.

There have been 1,300 calls since 2010 to London crews reporting that
something is “trapped or stuck.”