805 Skinny Dippers Break Guinness Record, Create Disgusting Human Soup

805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the
water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once
and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I'm kinda grossed out
by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I'm a
never-nude whose only desire is to break the Guinness World Record in most
submarine sandwiches eaten in a lifetime.

(I GOT IT ON LOCKDOWN, DO
NOT WORRY.)

Richard Mason, president of event sponsor South Florida Free Beaches
Association, said the 805 people who swam in the buff Sunday broke the
record of 729 skinny-dippers set in July at El Playazo Beach in Spain. But
don't take his word on it just yet, official paperwork as well as "video
footage and high-quality color photographs" was sent to Guinness officials
for confirmation. I'll sit here wearing two sweaters and a Snuggie* until we
have word on validity of their claims.

*BUT NO PANTS!!