If Women Are Catty Bitches, It's Not About Gender. It's About Power.

I don't know about us, science. I like you a lot, especially when you're
shedding light on the dark underbelly of our existence. But you're also just
people, you know? And sometimes you come at things weird. Like this study
that says women are catty because we evolved indirect aggression to
compete but with a low cost of injury to ourselves. And that we do this to
take out our sexual rivals because we are hardwired to hate anyone younger
or prettier. Oh science. There, there. It'll be all right.