: Gbam! Cossy Orjiakor Insures Breast For $1.6 Million

Controversial Nollywood actress and singer, Cossy Orjiakor, has been approached
by an American company to insure her breasts for 1.6 million dollars
The American company that approached her, Enhanced Silicón Inc, is believed to
be responsible for insuring the breasts of famous foreign celebrities including Dolly
Parton and Pamela Anderson.
Cossy is expected to travel to Los Angeles in about two weeks to formalise the
contract. Speaking on the insurance, Cossy said, “I specifically asked for $1.6
million, to show Stella Oduah that you don’t have to misuse public funds to get
what you want.”
Reports say the contract includes clauses that limit the number of times people can
touch Cossy’s breasts in a month and that each breast will now be treated as a
separate person. The implication of this is that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will
henceforth, decide the amount producers will pay per breast, for appearance in a
movie.
While Cossy seems pretty excited about the deal, she said, “The downside of the
deal is that I may get dressed more often now.