Ladies Man Rob Ford Knows What You Want: 'Women Love Money'


It's 12/19, so if you celebrate the annual commercial orgy that
is Christmas and you haven't gotten something for the special
lady in your life, you're in trouble. Luckily, here is disgraced
Toronto mayor Rob Ford riding to your rescue!
He recommends: "Women love money. Give 'em a couple
thousand bucks and they are happy." Yes, it's that simple:
Women love money. Love it. Cannot get enough of that money.
Racks on racks on racks, preferably.
According to the National Post , that's what he told the fellas at
the D.C. radio show The Sports Junkies, where he makes regular
appearances. (It's not like he's governing Toronto right now.) He
added that this is the approach he usually takes with his own
wife:

"At the end of the day, she wants her cash, so I give her a
nice cheque and we're all happy," Ford said about his
little-seen wife, Renata Ford. "She says 'Honey, I want
cash."

Ford said he would give her the money with a "nice
basket with flowers with a bit of this and that." He earlier
suggested dresses and perfumes as options.


Yeah, if you take gift-giving advice from Rob Ford, you are a
damn fool.

(Foreign Gist)