Girl's Big Butt Brings Her Fame, Mine Just Gives Me Trouble With Jeans

Jen Selter is a 20-year-old exercise enthusiast who owns a lot of
leggings and lives on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with
her mom. She also happens to have an Instagram account with
over 1,400,000 followers who all log in daily to look at her
impressive ass. That's not me being rude. That is literally what
Selter posts pictures of. Ass, ass, ass. And, to be fair, she does
have a good one.
"I'm recognized wherever I am," Selter told the New York Post.
"I don't really go to public gyms anymore just because it is a
whole big scene when I'm there. I don't like being watched."
Having been in a New York City gym, I can say it's highly
unlikely that people working out would react to Selter like she's
a goddamn Beatle — you could shoot heroin and your fellow
gym goers probably wouldn't care unless you happen to be
hogging a machine while doing it — but that's not to say that
she hasn't had real success thanks to her booty-ful Instagram
account. Selter is a spokeswoman for both Game Plan Nutrition
and NYC water company NY20. She also aspires to launch her
own legging line and eventually open her own gym.
She tells the Post , "I see myself motivating and inspiring
everyone around the world."
THAT'S JUST GREAT, JEN. But when you accomplish your goal
of "inspiring everyone around the world" with your yoga pants
and butt pics, don't forget the other blessed-in-the-ass girls who
walk around daily only to be punished with trips to the tailor to
get the waists of their jeans taken in rather than $$$
sponsorships and an Instagram follow alert from Rihanna.