My name is Monica and this is my story.
It all started on a Sunday evening, I felt so big
because I cannot lower my standards to start
talking to some dead girls. I mean I'm a big girl,
I should be found with bigger girls and bigger
boys. Anyways that's aside.
My roommates were not around so I decided to
start tweeting. I didn't really have anything to
tweet, I went through peoples tweet so i started
stealing people's tweets. Most of my followers
were retweetting it because it was really
making sense. My roommates got back but I
ignored them because I was really having fun
on twitter.
Around 1:00 am I got a DM from a guy, I
almost ignored it but I checked it.
It was just 'hi' from a guy. I checked his avi,
OMG this guy is so handsome and on point plus
he has over 5000 followers. Definitely, he must
be a big boy and he should have cash, this
attracted me to him and we started chatting; in
my mind I have found new maga. He
introduced himself and told me he is loving my
tweets because they really inspire him. I told
him they were all my thoughts.
He must have believed me because the next
thing I knew he started telling me his life story.
He told me how his girl friend broke his heart
and all, he said he loved the girl so much and
gave her everything she wanted; he gave her an
I phone 4 and also got her a diamond ring he
proposed to her with. All this got me thinking
of when I would be getting my own diamond
ring.
Since he got her an Iphone 4 I might get the
new Z10! Finally, someone to change my
blackberry bold1. He also mentioned giving her
the key to his house in Lekki when he was
travelling to America to see his parents.
My eyes were wide opened that was how I knew
that YES this guy is perfectly boxed up. I wasn't
going to let him think I was the broke one, so I
started forming for him too. I lied to him about
how rich my parents were .
I started consoling him and telling him that not
all girls are the same. Not because I pity him
but common this guy is young and rich and this
kind of fresh fish cannot slip away from my
hand NO! When he called me, I spoke with a
black American accent I learned from watching
TV.
Soon we started planning our first meeting. He
asked me for how much I needed. I replied. No
thanks, I don't need your money. He sensed I
was being modest and he asked me if 100
thousand naira will be adding that he would
give it to me when I come over. I had to look
good to impress this guy, my broke Bottom had
only two thousand naira. I went ahead to buy a
Brazilian weave on credit.
I also borrowed thirty five thousand naira from
a friend. I made a good meal. I got new clothes
and other stuffs. Nneka had warned me not to
come back to school if I didn't get her money.
We met. While he drove me to the undisclosed
place, I talked and laughed at his dry jokes. We
got to lekki he stopped by one of the houses, he
said he wanted to get something from his
friend. Immediately he left, his phone rang but
I didn't pick up, the fourth time the person
called I picked up and the person said "I get
your message say you don pick the girl, abeg
wait for me before you start to dey knack am
because I wan knack am too.
We go do a before you ask for her ATM card
and pin oo. Since you talk say na rich girl, he
mean say she go get correct money. No Bleep up
oo before she go no say you be broke guy,
continue to dey form fonee u hear, helooo,
hello, hello".
I took my things, entered the next cab I
saw………. Haaaaa BAD MARKET. Wat will I tell
Nneka!!!
It all started on a Sunday evening, I felt so big
because I cannot lower my standards to start
talking to some dead girls. I mean I'm a big girl,
I should be found with bigger girls and bigger
boys. Anyways that's aside.
My roommates were not around so I decided to
start tweeting. I didn't really have anything to
tweet, I went through peoples tweet so i started
stealing people's tweets. Most of my followers
were retweetting it because it was really
making sense. My roommates got back but I
ignored them because I was really having fun
on twitter.
Around 1:00 am I got a DM from a guy, I
almost ignored it but I checked it.
It was just 'hi' from a guy. I checked his avi,
OMG this guy is so handsome and on point plus
he has over 5000 followers. Definitely, he must
be a big boy and he should have cash, this
attracted me to him and we started chatting; in
my mind I have found new maga. He
introduced himself and told me he is loving my
tweets because they really inspire him. I told
him they were all my thoughts.
He must have believed me because the next
thing I knew he started telling me his life story.
He told me how his girl friend broke his heart
and all, he said he loved the girl so much and
gave her everything she wanted; he gave her an
I phone 4 and also got her a diamond ring he
proposed to her with. All this got me thinking
of when I would be getting my own diamond
ring.
Since he got her an Iphone 4 I might get the
new Z10! Finally, someone to change my
blackberry bold1. He also mentioned giving her
the key to his house in Lekki when he was
travelling to America to see his parents.
My eyes were wide opened that was how I knew
that YES this guy is perfectly boxed up. I wasn't
going to let him think I was the broke one, so I
started forming for him too. I lied to him about
how rich my parents were .
I started consoling him and telling him that not
all girls are the same. Not because I pity him
but common this guy is young and rich and this
kind of fresh fish cannot slip away from my
hand NO! When he called me, I spoke with a
black American accent I learned from watching
TV.
Soon we started planning our first meeting. He
asked me for how much I needed. I replied. No
thanks, I don't need your money. He sensed I
was being modest and he asked me if 100
thousand naira will be adding that he would
give it to me when I come over. I had to look
good to impress this guy, my broke Bottom had
only two thousand naira. I went ahead to buy a
Brazilian weave on credit.
I also borrowed thirty five thousand naira from
a friend. I made a good meal. I got new clothes
and other stuffs. Nneka had warned me not to
come back to school if I didn't get her money.
We met. While he drove me to the undisclosed
place, I talked and laughed at his dry jokes. We
got to lekki he stopped by one of the houses, he
said he wanted to get something from his
friend. Immediately he left, his phone rang but
I didn't pick up, the fourth time the person
called I picked up and the person said "I get
your message say you don pick the girl, abeg
wait for me before you start to dey knack am
because I wan knack am too.
We go do a before you ask for her ATM card
and pin oo. Since you talk say na rich girl, he
mean say she go get correct money. No Bleep up
oo before she go no say you be broke guy,
continue to dey form fonee u hear, helooo,
hello, hello".
I took my things, entered the next cab I
saw………. Haaaaa BAD MARKET. Wat will I tell
Nneka!!!
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