True Life Story Of A UNILAG Big Girl! - "MY TWITTER LOVE" (MUST READ)

So i got this Mail From A Reader..Its Very Funny to
true Life Story!




My name is Monica and this is my story.
It all started on a Sunday evening, I felt so big b
lower my standards to start talking to some dea
a big girl, I should be found with bigger girls an


Anyways that’s aside. My roommates were not
to start tweeting. I didn’t really have anything t
through peoples tweet so i started stealing peopl
my followers were retweetting it because it was
sense. My roommates got back but I ignored the
really having fun on twitter. Around 1:00 am I
guy, I almost ignored it but I checked it. It was j
guy. I checked his avi, OMG this guy is so hands
plus he has over 5000 followers. Definitely, he
and he should have cash, this attracted me to hi
chatting; in my mind I have found new maga. H
himself and told me he is loving my tweets beca
inspire him. I told him they were all my though
He must have believed me because the next thin
started telling me his life story. He told me how
broke his heart and all, he said he loved the gir
gave her everything she wanted; he gave her an I
got her a diamond ring he proposed to her with.
thinking of when I would be getting my own dia
he got her an I phon4 I might get the new Z10!
to change my blackberry bold1. He also mentio
key to his house in lekki when he was travelling
his parent.
My eyes were wide opened that was how I knew
is perfectly boxed up. I wasn’t going to let him t
broke one, so I started forming for him too. I lie
how rich my parents were . I started consoling
him that not all girls are the same. Not because
common this guy is young and rich and this kin
cannot slip away from my hand NO! When he c
with a black American accent I learned from w
Soon we started planning our first meeting. He
much I needed. I replied. No thanks, I don’t nee
sensed I was being modest and he asked me if 1
will be adding that he would give it to me when
had to look good to impress this guy, my broke
thousand naira. I went ahead to buy a Brazilian
I also borrowed thirty five thousand naira from
good meal. I got new clothes and other stuffs. N
me not to come back to school if I didn’t get her
We met. While he drove me to the undisclosed p
laughed at his dry jokes. We got to lekki he stop
houses, he said he wanted to get something from
Immediately he left, his phone rang but I didn’t pick
fourth time the person called I picked up and th
get your message say you don pick the girl, abeg
before you start to dey knack am because I wan
go do am before you ask for her ATM card and
talk say na rich girl, he mean say she go get cor
fuck up oo before she go no say you be broke gu
form fonee u hear, helooo, hello, hello”.
I took my things, entered the next cab I saw……
MARKET. Wat will I tell nneka.